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This is a transcript of a video where the hosts compare the abilities of Mario and Sonic, two iconic video game characters, and determine who would win in a fight. They analyze their speed, strength, durability, power-ups and feats from various sources, and conclude that Mario has the edge over Sonic in most categories. They then show an animated battle where Mario defeats Sonic with his superior arsenal and endurance. The hosts celebrate their 100th episode and promote a limited edition poster.
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1. 23 and Me is a DNA testing service.
2. The service includes reports on DNA influence on various traits.
3. The testing process involves spitting into a tube and mailing it back.
4. Mario has been a plumber, carpenter, and doctor.
5. Mario possesses extraordinary power as one of the seven Star Children.
6. Mario and Luigi ended up in New Donk City.
7. Princess Peach's kingdom was conquered by Bowser.
8. Mario has powers like super toughness, quickness, and strength.
9. Mario can jump several times his own height.
10. Mario can smash tanks with his butt.
11. Mario can toss Bowser around easily.
12. Mario has extra weapons and powers like the Ultra Hammer and power-ups.
13. Sonic's world is assailed by Dr. Ivo Robotnik, also known as Eggman.
14. Sonic has superhuman speed and other abilities like Spin Attack and Homing Attack.
15. Sonic can use power-ups like elemental shields and Wisps abilities.
16. Sonic's speed is labeled as hypersonic, between Mach 5 and Mach 10.
17. Sonic's top speed is over 7,872 miles per hour.
18. Sonic can achieve forms like Super Sonic and Hyper Sonic with Chaos Emeralds.
19. Super forms of Sonic are temporary without a steady supply of rings.
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