A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where a person plays a horror game called Resident Evil 7. The person reacts to the game with fear, humor, and commentary. They also interact with their audience on Twitch and YouTube. They encounter scary scenes, puzzles, and enemies in the game. They also talk about their wife who wants a divorce. They end the video by asking for likes and subscriptions.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A YouTube channel reached five thousand subscribers on Twitch.
2. The channel now has over 5,400 subscribers.
3. A promise was made to play Resident Evil 7 if the channel reached 25 thousand subscribers.
4. Resident Evil 7 live gameplay started on Twitch.
5. The game's difficulty setting is easy.
6. There is automatic recording in the game.
7. The commentator is playing the game at home with all lights turned on for safety.
8. The commentator has never played Resident Evil 7 before.
9. The gameplay involves entering a king's house.
10. There is a mention of a woman breathing and saying goodbye.
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