The summary of the text is:
- The text is a transcript of a video by Jacksepticeye, a popular gaming YouTuber, playing a game called Kindergarten.
- In the game, he tries to complete a mission with Cindy, a girl who wants to be his girlfriend and do mean things to other kids.
- He has to deal with various obstacles and dangers, such as getting robbed, attacked, shot, and killing other kids.
- He also has to show and tell a flower that Cindy gave him, or else she will break up with him.
- He makes funny comments and voices throughout the video, and ends it with his signature outro.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Jacksepticeye is playing Kindergarten again.
2. He plans to complete tasks this time.
3. He is focusing on one person per day/trial.
4. Cindy is the character he's focusing on.
5. He put gum in Lily's hair as part of Cindy's story.
6. He took four dollars to school.
7. Buggs will take half your money if you bring more than three dollars to school.
8. To get rid of Buggs, start the day with more than three dollars.
9. Cindy wants to be Jacksepticeye's girlfriend in the game.
10. The janitor's closet contains gross stuff that can be used for pranks.
11. The janitor's closet is usually locked during lunch.
12. Cindy has a key to the janitor's closet.
13. The hall monitor is absent during lunch, having a cigarette in the bathroom.
14. The janitor returns shortly after the bell rings for lunch to end.
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