A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is a YouTuber who shows off his mega mansion and hides his money in various places. He invites his friend Tomo over, who gives him a fake number of a maid service. He calls the number and hires Squalisha, who turns out to be Tomo in disguise. Tomo tries to steal his money and escape with his Lamborghini, but the speaker catches him and shoots him. The speaker then checks his money and asks the viewers to like and comment.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker has recently moved into a mega mansion.
2. They plan to hide their money in various locations to prevent it from being found.
3. A million dollars is hidden in a bush on top of a rock.
4. Fifty dollars is placed as a decoy in case of theft.
5. The speaker encourages viewers to subscribe to their channel.
6. Two million dollars is hidden behind the house, in the wall.
7. Five million dollars is hidden in a secret fridge.
8. Money is also hidden on the roof of the house.
9. The speaker has a secret Lamborghini hidden on the roof.
10. Additional money is hidden in various outdoor locations, including a stretcher and behind a person named Patricia.
11. The speaker has been robbing places, which is how they have cash to hide.
12. A character named Tomo is mentioned as someone who might try to rob the speaker.
13. The speaker receives a phone call and tells the caller not to enter the house yet.
14. Twenty million dollars is hidden in a bush near the house's entrance.
15. The speaker gives a house tour to Tomo, mentioning random people present whom they don't know.
16. The speaker warns Tomo not to steal anything, referencing a past event where they robbed Tomo's house as a prank.
17. There's mention of a secret room that Tomo is told not to enter.
18. The speaker hires a maid named Squalisha over the phone, offering payment in chicken nuggets or money.
19. Squalisha arrives and cleans the house rapidly, then goes onto the roof despite being told only to clean one side of it.
20. It's revealed that Squalisha is actually Tomo in disguise, who then steals money from the roof and escapes with it.
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