A possible concise summary is:
Two friends watch a video by Samir, a YouTube creator who makes moral stories. The video is about a teacher who takes revenge on his former bully by taking a dump on his son's essay. The friends are disgusted and amused by the video and make jokes about it. They also talk about the sponsor of the video, Honey, and Samir's app. They end the video by saying they hate Samir and telling the viewers to subscribe to their channels.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Mr. Canyon joined the speaker for a session.
2. They watched a Samir video.
3. The speaker suggests starting a parody channel.
4. They discuss making a video on gaslighting one's mother.
5. The speaker mentions releasing the Samir Above Nani app.
6. A reference is made to Jeremy Renner having his own app.
7. Dar Man also has an app, which might have inspired Samir.
8. The speaker recalls someone from school eating potato chips with ketchup.
9. A teacher is mentioned taking a huge stink on a student's essay.
10. The speaker expresses dislike for Samir based on his promotional skills.
11. Honey is thanked as the sponsor of the video being discussed.
12. The speaker's favorite professor, Mr. Satoshi, gave him an A minus on an essay.
Please note that these are factual statements extracted from the provided text and do not include any opinions or subjective content.