This is a possible summary:
The text is a transcript of a video by a Brazilian YouTube channel that talks about sub-celebrities and their scandals. The video hosts make jokes and comments about various topics, such as nuclear fusion, condoms, medicines, sex, and personality tests. They also mention some celebrities, such as Gretchen, Nicole Bahls, and Caetano Veloso. The text is full of slang, typos, and grammatical errors. The tone is humorous and sarcastic.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A Korean nuclear fusion reactor achieved 100 million°C for 30 seconds.
2. The experiment is considered a move from physics to engineering.
3. The core temperature of the Sun is approximately 15 million Kelvin.
4. The KSTAR facility is involved in the nuclear fusion experiment.
5. A net energy gain was achieved in the experiment.
Please note that due to the conversational nature of the text, some "facts" may be based on the context within the dialogue and not be factual in a broader sense.