A possible concise summary is:
A former youth pastor tries to guess the religions of six strangers based on their appearance, questions and answers. He makes some offensive and funny remarks along the way, and learns about some new faiths. He gets four out of six right, and jokes about going to heaven.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A person named Isla Gizon introduces themselves.
2. Another person goes by the name Pastor Abe and is a traveling speaker.
3. Pastor Abe talks to people about Jesus.
4. Pastor Abe is a seminary dropout and was a youth pastor for several years.
5. Pastor Abe's old Pastor stole money from him.
6. Pastor Abe is tasked with guessing people's religions.
7. Pastor Abe went through exorcisms and cried after sex.
8. A place called Blue Flamingo Members Lounge is mentioned, which sounds like a strip club to Pastor Abe.
9. Pastor Abe guesses someone's religion based on their appearance, thinking they might be Jewish or Muslim due to being hairy and possibly of Middle Eastern descent.
10. Pastor Abe guesses another person's religion as atheist based on their appearance and behavior.
11. A person named Shiraz is mentioned, who Pastor Abe guesses is Italian and therefore predominantly Christian due to the name's association with wine.
12. Shiraz reveals they are Israeli and cannot eat pork according to their religion.
13. Shiraz identifies as Druze, a religion from the Middle East with five main prophets whose names cannot be said out loud.
14. A person with a Fijian tattoo identifies as Hindu but has roots in India due to British colonial history.
15. A person wearing sacred garments identifies as one of Jehovah's Witnesses.
16. Another person belongs to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints but prefers not to be called Mormon.
17. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints has a living prophet named President Nelson.
18. A person raised Methodist discusses differences between Christianity in Ghana and the United States, particularly regarding strict beliefs.
These are the factual statements extracted from the provided text without including any opinions or subjective content.