A possible concise summary is:
Carlos wants to divorce Natalie and get full custody of their 2-year-old child because she is obsessed with knowing the future and has been going to a rumpologist, who claims to read the buttocks. Natalie says she does it to prevent tragedies and save her family. They go to a TV show called Case Closed, where the judge gives them three months to try couples therapy and stop the rumpology sessions. The rumpologist and other experts also give their opinions on the case.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. George Brassens is a French poet.
2. A man is worried about his wife's fanaticism.
3. The man is seeking a divorce and full custody of their child.
4. They have been married for three years.
5. Their child is two years old.
6. The wife has changed her religious beliefs multiple times.
7. The wife has become interested in cartomancy and rumpology.
8. The husband is concerned about potential sexual abuse towards their child due to the wife's beliefs.
9. The husband has been asked to participate in rumpology sessions.
10. Rumpology is a practice where the future is predicted by reading buttocks.
11. The wife believes that not participating in rumpology could result in harm to the family.
12. The husband disagrees with the practice and considers it madness.
13. The cost of each rumpology session is almost 50 dollars.
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