The provided text appears to be a compilation of random and disjointed phrases, statements, and dialogues, making it challenging to provide a concise summary with a coherent theme or narrative. It seems to be a collection of humorous and nonsensical snippets, possibly from various sources or conversations.
Sure, here are the key facts extracted from the provided text:
1. "Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq war."
2. "No one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate you."
3. "I'm still a piece of garbage."
4. "I'm not sad about being single for Valentine's Day; I'm sad about being single every day."
5. "I challenge you to a dance-off."
6. "I'm Gary Busey."
7. "You know you're just like your man."
8. "I am from every continent in Africa."
These facts are presented in sequential order as they appear in the text.