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The text is a transcript of a video game review of Alen Shooter 1, a Russian shooter game where the player fights against alien lizards in an underground bunker. The reviewer praises the game for its simple and fun gameplay, its variety of weapons and enemies, and its music. He also criticizes the Steam version of the game for being buggy and poorly optimized for widescreen monitors. He mentions that the game has a plot, but it is very basic and irrelevant. He also talks about the game's DLCs, which he finds unnecessary and uninteresting. He ends the review by saying that he will make a video for the sequel, which he considers to be a better game.
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1. **Monsieur rectal kurzhak** introduces a game that can be played.
2. The game involves smearing **jam on the floor**.
3. **Alen shooter** is the first game of the Russian Tyumen studio named **Sigma**.
4. Sigma released only the first and second Alen shooter, a couple of Zombie shooters.
5. The speaker had only a demo of Alen shooter during childhood.
6. The speaker completed a version of the game for mobile phones.
7. The game's concept is about the struggle of a lone hero against alien lizards.
8. Alen shooter was released in **2003**.
9. The gameplay involves running through basements and fighting lizards with various weapons.
10. There is a service called **buy a cat** that allows purchasing unavailable games.
11. The service **buy a code** replicates Steam sales and offers profitable prices.
12. The game has a plot involving an underground laboratory and reptilians.
13. The final levels involve destroying cloning machines to stop enemy reproduction.
14. The Steam version of the game is considered more hardcore compared to the original disc version.
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