A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where a group of people buy 100 cars from a parking lot in St. Petersburg as part of a project called "Operation Ferrari". The cars are mostly old, broken, and cheap, and the group plans to resell them later. They face various challenges such as sorting out the documents, starting the engines, and finding buyers. They also joke and have fun along the way. The video ends with them leaving the parking lot with the cars.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is embarking on "operation ferrari," a project to save up for a Ferrari.
2. They plan to buy about 100 cars.
3. The speaker and their group are going on tour.
4. They mention a "report card" which implies some form of evaluation or assessment.
5. The speaker anticipates becoming the owner of many cars.
6. There is a mention of drinking with the boys for a week at a bar.
7. The speaker excludes one person from their group.
8. They refer to "cinnamon buns" as sinful, possibly as a metaphor.
9. A character named Wolf is mentioned as coming closer.
10. The location shifts to St. Petersburg for the purchase of almost 100 cars.
11. There is uncertainty about how to deal with the cars, referred to as "crap."
12. The speaker mentions selling tires on YouTube.
13. A Rolls-Royce is considered as a potential purchase.
14. There is a reference to Dubai and export signs in Arabic.
15. The speaker mentions an academician's car that needs to be sold.
16. A character named Dmitry, who once owned a car dealership, is introduced.
17. The speaker wishes for things to improve moving forward.
18. There is mention of a car that was driven by an academician and speculation about its minimum wage value.
Please note that this is not an exhaustive list of all facts in the text, but it captures the main points mentioned in the provided excerpt. If you need more details or further clarification on specific parts, feel free to ask!