A possible summary is:
The text is a transcript of a segment from John Oliver's show Last Week Tonight, where he criticizes President Trump's use of three techniques to undermine the truth and avoid accountability: delegitimizing the media, whataboutism, and trolling. He gives examples of how Trump and his supporters employ these techniques to deflect criticism and create confusion. He also highlights some positive developments from the recent elections in Virginia and announces his plan to air commercials on Fox News to sneak information to Trump through a catheter cowboy. He uses humor, sarcasm, and references to pop culture to make his points.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Donald Trump's presidency lasted for at least four years.
2. Trump told the French president's wife she was in good shape.
3. Trump's golf resort was promoted on the State Department website.
4. Trump shoved the prime minister of Montenegro at a NATO event.
5. Trump claimed to have been fighting to bring back clean coal.
6. A new coal mine opened in Pennsylvania during Trump's presidency.
7. Trump did not release his tax returns during his presidency.
8. Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner worked in the White House during Trump's presidency.
9. Trump did not put his assets into a blind trust during his presidency.
10. Trump accused Obama of surveilling him in Trump Tower without providing evidence.
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