A possible concise summary is:
The user is cay, a streamer who met another streamer named Jeri in Mexico City. He recounts how he went to her apartment after a long day of immigration, an event and a movie premiere. He describes her as very short, beautiful and hospitable. He says they had a good conversation and he hopes she liked him too. He also mentions that he has a collaboration with her on October 26th and that he has some costumes for it. He jokes about his pants size and his power to attract men. He wonders why he didn't stay with another Spaniard who treated him well instead of his ex-boyfriend who treated him badly. He ends by saying that he hopes Jeri doesn't say anything bad about him on her stream.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker was about to go to sleep before an unexpected event occurred.
2. They woke up at 6 in the morning to go to the immigration office.
3. The speaker has renewed their VISA for another year in Mexico.
4. After attending the Sonic Stream event, they were very tired and anxious.
5. They had a flight at 5 in the morning to return to Guadalajara.
6. Despite being tired, they went to meet someone named Jeri.
7. The speaker's friend Pipe accompanied them despite being tired.
8. They ate at McDonald's because they were hungry.
9. The speaker ordered a large meal at McDonald's as a treat for a hard day.
10. There was a change of plans, and they ended up meeting Jeri at a location near the McDonald's they ate at.
11. Jeri is described as very short and hospitable.
12. The speaker felt genuine during their interaction with Jeri and her friends.
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