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The text is a transcript of a video game commentary by a Japanese streamer. The game is about growing fruits and vegetables by dropping them on a board and combining them. The streamer reacts to the game with various emotions, such as frustration, excitement, disappointment, and surprise. He also talks about his personal life, such as going to the beauty salon and having a runny nose. He tries to achieve a high score of 3000, but he fails several times due to bad luck or mistakes. He ends the video by thanking his viewers and wishing them a nice holiday.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A watermelon game is mentioned.
2. The speaker expresses dislike for the game.
3. There is a mention of danger and a warning to not proceed.
4. The phrase "first move is dead" is used.
5. A big team is referenced, along with a larger entity approaching.
6. The speaker describes something as bad and stupid repeatedly.
7. There's an indication of trying to remember how to use a controller.
8. The speaker greets everyone with "Good evening."
9. A sense of danger is repeatedly expressed.
10. The speaker talks about enduring something barely.
11. There's a desire to save someone or something, with doubt about its possibility.
12. The speaker expresses begging seriously for something.
13. Maintenance day and activities of a person named Yohei-sensei are mentioned.
14. There's a repeated expression of things being the worst or very bad.
15. The speaker questions their actions and decisions throughout the text.
Please note that this is a simplified list of facts without context, as the text seems to be a transcript with various statements that may require additional information to fully understand their significance.