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This is a transcript of a video that features Ralphie May, a stand-up comedian who participated in the show Last Comic Standing. The video shows clips of his performances, interviews, and interactions with other comedians. He jokes about topics such as living in the hood, being fat, protesting against the war, and being politically incorrect. He also talks about his experience on the show, his rivalry with Dat Phan, and his appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show. The video ends with him being invited to watch the movie Gigli with Jimmy Kimmel and other guests.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A stand-up comedy show in prime time featured comedians performing three-minute sets.
2. Ralphie May is a comedian who lives in a place called "da hood."
3. The show had a segment where the live audience voted electronically to decide the funniest comedian.
4. The losing comedian had to leave, while the winner stayed on television.
5. Ralphie May performed his act for the audience.
6. Bob Cantrell and Ralphie May were introduced as contestants from San Francisco, California, and Houston, Texas, respectively.
7. Ralphie May discussed topics such as prejudice, political correctness, and societal issues in his act.
8. He won a segment with 85% of the vote.
9. Ralphie May expressed his pride in being part of the show and addressed issues faced by overweight individuals.
10. The show took place at the Paris hotel and casino in Las Vegas.
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