A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is Ethan Klein, the host of a podcast called The Bachelor, where he tries to find a date for his guests. He is upset because his co-host's brother, Moses, has been secretly dating one of the guests, Trisha Paytas, who is a controversial internet personality. He shows evidence of their relationship from Trisha's social media posts, where she calls Moses her love and praises his sexual skills. He feels betrayed by both of them and wonders what their motives are. He also worries that Trisha will try to come to his house and interfere with his family. He decides to cancel The Bachelor because it is cursed and he wants to confront Moses and Trisha about their actions.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Trisha Paytas was announced as the next Bachelorette.
2. Ian, a salaried employee, met someone in the DMs and is now in a relationship with her.
3. The first season of The Bachelor was affected by Ian's pre-existing relationship.
4. Participants were instructed to disclose any back-channel conversations during the show.
5. Moses, ILA's brother, was considered to be the bachelor before Trisha Paytas.
6. Moses and Trisha have been communicating through Instagram DMs.
7. There was a power outage during quarantine, which led to a lack of communication.
8. Trisha posted a photo with someone in bed, suspected to be Moses.
9. Trisha and the unidentified person had a "quarantine date night."
10. Moses has stickers related to his water art, which were spotted on Trisha's table.
11. Trisha tweeted in Hebrew, which translates to "my love" directed at a female.
12. The Bachelorette show is considered "cursed" and has been canceled.
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