A possible concise summary is:
- A passenger was fined for bringing egg mcmuffins to Australia, where there is a foot and mouth disease outbreak.
- Tiger Woods rejected a $700 million offer from the Saudi Arabian golf tour, while other golfers took the money.
- The US killed al-Qaeda's leader Ayman al-Zawahiri with a razor blade missile that vaporized him without harming anyone else.
- Donald Trump endorsed "Eric" in the Missouri Senate race, without specifying which of the two candidates named Eric he meant, causing confusion and claims from both.
- Nancy Pelosi visited Taiwan despite China's warnings and military exercises, which Ronnie Chang supported as a way to start World War III and create more roles for Asian actors.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A passenger was fined over $1800 for having two undeclared egg McMuffins in their luggage on a flight from Bali to Australia.
2. Australia is strict about bringing in food from Indonesia due to an outbreak of foot and mouth disease.
3. Tiger Woods turned down a $700 million offer to play for the Saudi Arabian golf tour.
4. A study of 72 million people found that poor children are more likely to move up the economic ladder if they have rich friends.
5. China has been increasing its global influence since Xi Jinping rose to power in 2013.
6. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited Taiwan despite China's warnings, leading to aggressive military exercises by China.
7. The U.S. killed Ayman al-Zawahiri, a top terror target, using a drone strike with precision to avoid civilian casualties.
8. Donald Trump endorsed an "Eric" in the Missouri Senate race without specifying a last name, causing confusion as there are two Erics running.
These are the facts without any opinions or subjective statements included.