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- The text is a transcript of a video by a Russian YouTube channel called Hard Play, which features various humorous clips, jokes, pranks, and commentary on different topics.
- The video starts with a montage of children's toy store, a song parody, and some laughter.
- The narrator then addresses his female audience and asks them to follow the rule of "three P" (feed, suck, repeat) to please their men
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A children's toy store is mentioned.
2. There is a reference to toys for little bunnies and naughty girls.
3. The phrase "normal from behind miraculously the picture is worthy" appears.
4. Music and laughter are part of the audio content.
5. There is a mention of Magadan, which could be a place.
6. Diarrhea is mentioned in the context of stopping it.
7. Sore throat and translation are referenced together.
8. The term "top 5" is used, possibly as a ranking or list.
9. A plea is made to girls on behalf of all men for happiness and smiles.
10. The "rule of three letters" is mentioned but not explained.
11. A story involving a teacher and a student named Sergei Shchukin is recounted.
12. Loyalty in marriage is discussed in the context of checking one's wife.
13. A man named Tim Masel is mentioned in relation to a mattress incident.
14. A car chase involving traffic police officers and a man with a gun is described.
15. A historical event involving stolen slabs and sinkers on fire is recounted.
16. A record for online viewership on a channel is mentioned, with 36,000 online at one point.
17. The process of gaining 1,000 subscribers in five minutes on YouTube is discussed.
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