The following is a possible concise summary of the text:
The text is a transcript of a video by a Brazilian YouTuber who talks about various topics, such as:
- The glass hurricane in Orlando and how it affected his computer and electricity.
- The new features of the iPhone 14 and how he installed the beta version on his phone.
- The comparison between his old and new computers and how they render animations faster and better.
- The plans for his vacation and his promotion of the fortnite store.
The text is informal, humorous and sometimes chaotic, with many interjections, repetitions and digressions. The text also contains some spelling and grammatical errors, possibly due to the transcription process.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A video is being started in Orlando.
2. There is a warning about a hurricane approaching.
3. The speaker mentions buying clothes during a hurricane.
4. They talk about returning to an outlet after 8 months.
5. There is a mention of buying medications closer to home.
6. The speaker discusses internet shopping and buying underwear at an outlet for a discount.
7. They mention the effect of dryers on clothes in the U.S.
8. There is a plan to buy a clothesline due to impending rain.
9. Netflix and YouTube are working correctly.
10. The speaker is trying to find a clothesline in the market.
11. There is difficulty finding an ironing board.
12. A comparison of computer rendering times for animations is made.
Please note that this is a condensed list of facts based on the provided text, and some context may be missing due to the nature of the excerpts.