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The text is a transcript of a video that describes various attempts by the SCP Foundation to kill SCP-682, a hard-to-destroy reptile that hates humanity. The video mentions several other SCPs that were used in the tests, such as SCP-343 (God), SCP-999 (The Tickle Monster), and SCP-294 (The Coffee Machine). The video also includes some humorous comments and questions for the viewers. The video concludes that none of the tests were successful and that SCP-682 remains a threat to the world.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. SCP-682 is contained in an acid-filled chamber.
2. SCP-682 is known as the hard-to-destroy reptile.
3. The SCP Foundation has made numerous attempts to destroy SCP-682.
4. Dr. Alto Clef entered SCP-682's test chamber but failed to intimidate it to death.
5. SCP-662, a silver handbell, summons a butler named Mr. Deeds who cannot kill SCP-682.
6. SCP-689, a soapstone statue, failed to kill SCP-682 when it stopped being observed.
7. SCP-807, a dinner plate, transmuted food into a lethal meal that SCP-682 survived.
8. SCP-343, also known as God, could not see SCP-682 and refused to deal with it.
9. SCP-524, a rabbit that can eat anything, failed to consume SCP-682 completely.
10. SCP-1933, resembling Santa Claus with bodily fluids of Irish cream, failed to intoxicate SCP-682 fatally.
11. SCP-2337, a loud corn crake, failed to talk SCP-682 to death.
12. The O5 Council rejected the idea of sending SCP-682 to an alternate dimension due to high risk.
13. A test involving SCP-2521 resulted in only the removal of information carved on SCP-682's skin.
14. The O5 Council also rejected feeding SCP-682 to SCP-169, an underwater creature, due to potential risks.
15. Two specimens of SCP-939 failed to harm SCP-682 and were killed instead.
16. An attempt with SCP-999 led to temporary incapacitation but ultimately failed as well.
17. A liquid from SCP-294 showed promise in decaying SCP-682's tissue but required further research.
18. Introducing SCP-055 into the containment chamber did not result in the termination of SCP-682.
19. An encounter between SCP-082 and SCP-682 ended in combat without termination.
20. An attempt with SCP-049, the plague doctor, had no effect on SCP-682.
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