A possible concise summary is:
The user wants the assistant to write a summary of a long transcript of a YouTube video where the host reads and reacts to people's confessions of their illegal or immoral secrets. The secrets include stealing a dog, playing naked hide and seek at school, stalking a crush, ruining an ex's life, and more. The host makes jokes and comments on the secrets and asks the user to share their own.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A missing dog poster was spotted at a bus stop.
2. The dog in the poster resembled Jasmine's new dog.
3. Jasmine acquired the dog by stealing it.
4. A reward was offered for the return of the missing dog.
5. The address of where Jasmine lives was found through Facebook and public records.
6. The missing dog was returned to its actual owner.
7. The narrator feels responsible for the return of Jasmine's dog.
Please note that these are the facts extracted based on the provided text and do not include any opinions or subjective statements.