A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a martial arts comedy movie called Drunken Master. It follows the adventures of a young man who learns the drunken fist style of kung fu from an old master. He uses his skills to fight against various enemies, such as the blood ninjas, a bounty hunter, and a corrupt governor. Along the way, he meets a girl who falls in love with him and helps him in his quest. The movie is full of action, humor, and exaggerated sound effects.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A character is interrupted during practice by the notorious blood ninjas.
2. The character is accused of being drunk and in possession of a needle.
3. The blood ninjas challenge the character to a fight.
4. The character refuses to fight, claiming to be peaceful.
5. The blood ninjas threaten to burn the character if they do not fight.
6. The drunken fist fighters are mentioned as trying to take over the blood ninja's business.
7. The blood ninjas have killed the drunken fist fighters as per an order.
8. A character is seeking proof of death and is presented with a bottle as evidence.
9. A widow seeks help to laugh again and is charged one dollar for an hour or five dollars for a day.
10. A character laughs uncontrollably after being given a needle by an acupuncturist.
11. The acupuncturist is revealed to be unqualified and has deceived the governor into constant laughter.
12. A bounty is placed on the acupuncturist by the governor for his capture.
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