SIDEMEN OFFENSIVE WOULD YOU RATHER - Summary

Summary

This is a humorous conversation where participants play a "Would You Rather" game. They discuss various comical scenarios, such as having strange body features, awkward situations, and unusual choices. The conversation is filled with humor and playful banter among the participants.

Facts

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1. The activity involves playing a game of "Would You Rather."
2. Participants earn points for being in the majority when choosing between two options.
3. Participants can argue their case if they are in the minority.
4. People can change their votes during the game.
5. One of the questions asks if you would rather be strong but look weak or be weak but look strong.
6. Another question is about having a lot of body hair or having no hair at all.
7. There's a question about losing all your money or having all your friends lose their money.
8. The text includes a mention of someone farting.
9. A question asks if you'd rather never wear pants again or never wear socks again.
10. A question involves having a dog with human hands or a cat with a human face.
11. There's a question about having sex without orgasms or having orgasms without sex.
12. Participants are asked if they would rather always say what's on their mind or never speak again.
13. The text mentions a song that causes orgasms when heard.
14. There's a question about getting the first 90% of something or the last 10%.
15. A question asks if you'd rather your dad watch you do something inappropriate to a dog.
16. There's a question involving receiving a hand job from your grandmother.
17. The last question is about having taste buds only in your butt or not having taste buds at all.

These are the factual statements from the text, excluding opinions and humorous comments.