A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is a YouTuber who visits his old house with his cousin Anthony and reminisces about the memories they made there. Anthony decides to get a tattoo of the speaker's name and his other friend's name on his fingers as a sign of their friendship. The speaker tries to stop him but Anthony goes through with it. The speaker is worried about Anthony's parents' reaction and tells his viewers to check out Anthony's channel for more. He ends the video by thanking his fans and singing a song.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where Anthony gets a tattoo of his friends' names, Brandon and Brian, on his fingers.
2. The video was recorded at the old house that Brandon and Anthony used to live in, which has many memories and damages from their past activities.
3. The tattoo was done at a tattoo shop after Anthony decided to do it on a whim and played rock-paper-scissors with Brandon.
4. Anthony's parents were not aware of the tattoo and Brandon predicted that they would be very angry and violent when they found out.
5. The video was posted on Brandon's YouTube channel, which has over 4 million subscribers and is trying to reach 5 million by the end of the year.
6. The video ends with a song that says "there's no way this is real life".