The text is a transcript of a segment from the show "Late Night with Seth Meyers" where the host makes jokes about President Trump's response to the coronavirus pandemic and compares it to New Zealand's Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern's successful approach. He also criticizes Trump's allies like Rudy Giuliani and Laura Ingraham for mocking the idea of contact tracing, which is a technique used by countries like Germany to contain the outbreak. He ends the segment by asking viewers to donate to City Harvest, a food rescue organization in New York.
A possible concise summary is:
Seth Meyers mocks Trump's coronavirus ideas and praises New Zealand's leader, then urges donations to City Harvest.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker did not leave their location during a week-long hiatus.
2. They performed "Closer Looks" to themselves in the dark.
3. The speaker killed a wasp, leading to more appearing.
4. They changed their hair parting due to boredom.
5. Drinking alone was mentioned as a past activity.
6. The president suggested curing coronavirus with disinfectants and light.
7. Trump joked about not doing press briefings anymore.
8. The speaker anticipated doing their show from the attic before the pandemic ended.
9. Contact tracing is being used in Germany to combat COVID-19.
10. New Jersey's health commissioner is learning from Germany's health minister about contact tracing.
11. Trump's approval rating decreased from 49% in March, with disapproval up 9% from 45%.
12. New Zealand's Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has over 80% approval for her handling of the crisis.
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