This is a transcript of a musical performance by a Russian band called Leningrad. The songs are mostly humorous, vulgar and satirical, covering topics such as poverty, alcoholism, sex, death, vampires and nuclear fusion. The lyrics are full of slang, profanity and cultural references that may not be easily understood by non-Russian speakers. The performance also includes laughter, applause and music. A concise summary could be:
This is a recording of Leningrad, a Russian band known for their humorous and vulgar songs. They sing about various aspects of life in Russia, using slang, profanity and cultural references. The audience laughs and applauds as they listen to the music.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A conversation occurs near a house.
2. Someone is addressed as a friend and invited onto a porch.
3. The speaker intends to blame someone neatly.
4. The speaker mentions pissing on someone.
5. The sun rises, and a Russian man is mentioned in relation to a collective farm.
6. There's mention of plant 90 and its endurance.
7. A wedding takes place, described as flying like plywood over Moscow.
8. The speaker's mother-in-law becomes very angry after the wedding.
9. The speaker has lost 20 kg in two days due to the mother-in-law.
10. The speaker expresses a desire to spit forever and needs a second mother.
11. A couple sits on a bench in the evening, and Vanya is mentioned.
12. The speaker is afraid of hugging a woman due to fear of his mother.
13. A kiss occurs, with implications of uncertainty about further actions.
14. The speaker contemplates asking someone to undress and mentions the possibility of stealing.
15. There's mention of going to someone's house at night with implications of intimacy.
16. The speaker recalls being busy for a year and mentions Nesterov and socks.
17. A 30-year-old reflects on aging and memories associated with smelly socks.
18. There's mention of a grain chairman fighting for the house and taking away a bull.
19. Katya is described as busty, and there's an implication of sexual activity in a meadow.
20. The boss is mentioned in relation to licking for favoritism at work.
21. Children are mentioned in relation to a green fence and vulgar language.
22. A passer-by appears on a bridge, described with vulgar language.
23. The speaker describes feeling dirty as if bitten by Putin, with references to vampires.
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