The text is a transcript of a comedy show where the speaker talks about different types of friends and their funny stories. He mentions his friend Ricardo, who is very clumsy and unlucky, and how he once thought he had won the lottery, but it was a mistake. He also makes jokes about his other friends who are married, maloqueiro, drug addict, envious, competitive, gay, and liar. He uses a lot of slang and curse words to make the audience laugh.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker recently returned from a tour in Europe.
2. They performed a show in Europe a week and a half ago.
3. The speaker reflects on the success of their show and why people enjoy it.
4. They attribute their success to empathy and audience identification with their style.
5. The speaker mentions various types of friends that people commonly have.
6. An anecdote is shared about a friend named Ricardo who has humorous misadventures.
Please note that the text contains a mix of personal anecdotes, opinions, and humor, which may not all qualify as factual information. The above points focus on the more concrete details presented.