A possible concise summary is:
The video is a humorous commentary on some wikiHow articles related to dating, relationships and jealousy. The narrator mocks the absurd and toxic advice given by the articles, such as how to get someone to dream about you, how to pull a one night stand, how to make a guy jealous and how to check your boyfriend's phone. He also points out the inconsistencies and contradictions in the articles and the authors. He ends the video by asking his viewers if they would still subscribe to him if he was a worm.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Jarvis Johnson Gold is a premium channel that is free.
2. The speaker prefers reading to watching videos.
3. The speaker is seeking literature on how to be more controlling in relationships.
4. WikiHow articles are being discussed as a source of information.
5. Blueland is a sponsor of the video, offering cleaning products without single-use plastics.
6. Blueland's products are vegan, cruelty-free, and EPA certified.
7. The speaker is interested in learning how to make people dream about him using WikiHow.
8. The article on making people dream about you has been viewed 371,000 times and has 17 co-authors.
9. Methods for getting into someone's dreams include giving them a picture of yourself and calling or texting near bedtime.
10. The speaker critiques the practicality and ethics of the methods suggested in the WikiHow article.
Please note that these are factual points extracted from the provided text and do not include any opinions or subjective statements.