A possible summary is:
The speaker is a YouTuber who tries different types of blizzards from Dairy Queen and compares them to celebrities and candies. He also tries a fudge-filled cookie and makes jokes about being filled with cream. He ends the video by answering a question about which celebrity he would want to sit on him if he was a chair.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker did a podcast with Gabi.
2. They discussed Gabi's leaked naked pictures and her preferences in men.
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