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The text is a transcript of a video that introduces some of the friendliest SCPs of all time. SCPs are anomalous entities or objects that are contained by the SCP Foundation. The text describes various SCPs that are harmless, helpful, or even adorable, such as a scarf that can communicate, a book that creates dream adventures, a teddy bear that heals injuries, and a slime that makes people happy. The text also mentions where to buy a plush toy of SCP-999, one of the friendliest SCPs. The text aims to entertain and inform the audience about some of the more positive aspects of the SCP universe.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The SCP Foundation has contained entities from human history and before.
2. SCP-4999 visits people who are about to die, offering comfort.
3. SCP-2991 is a sentient scarf that communicates by forming shapes.
4. SCP-507 is an ordinary man who involuntarily teleports to alternate dimensions.
5. SCP-131, nicknamed the 'iPods', are curious creatures resembling teardrop shapes.
6. SCP-2337 is a corn crate bird that speaks a language similar to English.
7. SCP-662 is a handbell that summons a butler named Mr. Deeds.
8. SCP-111, or 'dragon snails', are warm-blooded and can breathe fire.
9. SCP-529, or Josie, is a half-cat that behaves normally despite her condition.
10. SCP-5094 is a character in an educational CD-ROM game.
11. SCP-1867 is a sea slug with tales of past expeditions.
12. SCP-1230 is a book that creates dream adventures for readers.
13. SCP-2203 is a love tester machine that suggests soulmates.
14. SCP-2295 is a teddy bear that creates stuffed organs to replace damaged ones.
15. SCP-999, the 'tickle monster', is an orange slime that boosts mood and prevents harm.
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