This is a possible summary:
Matty Matheson and his friend Rang make a Christmas dinner of roasted goose, vegetables, gravy and pecan pie. They joke around, watch The Exorcist, and get scared by the crew. The narrator comments on their actions and invites the viewers to leave a comment.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a cooking show called Just a Dash Christmas Special, hosted by Matty Matheson and Rang.
2. The hosts are making a roasted goose dinner with vegetables and gravy, and a pecan pie for dessert.
3. The hosts use some unconventional ingredients for the gravy, such as soy sauce, ketchup and brandy.
4. The hosts are also watching a horror movie called The Exorcist, which scares Matty and makes Rang do creepy impressions.
5. The crew pranks Matty and Rang with a goose mask and a turkey costume at the end of the show.