CHICKENS WITH GUNS | Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator #8 - Summary

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"00:00:00.00: *WAPOOSH*
00:00:00.82: Top the the morning to you ladies!
00:00:01.82: My name is Jacksepticeye!
00:00:02.90: And welcome back to Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator!
00:00:05.64: I think the game is actually finally out now.
00:00:08.14: I don't think it's in early access.
00:00:09.36: I don't think it's in Beta.
00:00:10.72: I don't think it's any of that stuff.
00:00:11.62: I think it's actually- yep
00:00:12.44: Build version .1.0
00:00:14.88: Which means, that now that the full game is fully out,
00:00:17.88: We have new maps.
00:00:19.28: The la- the last ones we had were,
00:00:20.54: World of Thieves, City of Lost Crusades, and the Avalanche.
00:00:23.08: We had a flat test map.
00:00:24.34: But now we have World of Imperium,
00:00:27.16: Which looks awesome.
00:00:28.54: This looks like a Colosseum over here.
00:00:30.46: It's got a bunch of different factors in it. It's even got a little desert area.
00:00:33.64: That's awesome.
00:00:34.84: We also have Volcano,
00:00:36.42: Which I am very, very excited about,
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- The text is a transcript of a video by Jacksepticeye, a popular YouTube gamer, playing Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator, a game where you can create and watch massive battles between different factions and characters.
- He introduces himself and the game, which has just been fully released with new maps, such as World of Imperium, which has a Colosseum and a desert, and Volcano, which he is eager to try out.
- He also shows some of the new characters that have been added to the game, such as Skeleton Warriors, Giant Cyclops, German Soldiers, Elven Huntress, and Soul Tyrant, and experiments with giving them different weapons and abilities.
- He sets up various scenarios and battles on different maps, such as Skeleton Warriors vs Soul Tyrant and Elven Huntress on Volcano, Giant Cyclops vs Golden Knights on World of Imperium, and Chickens with Machine Guns vs US Soldiers on Modern City.
- He comments on the battles with humor and excitement, sometimes using slow motion or cinematic angles to enhance the spectacle. He also uses a nuke to blow up some of the characters at one point.
- He ends the video by thanking his viewers for watching, asking them for suggestions for future battles, and signing off with his catchphrases.

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Here are the key facts extracted from the text:

1. Jacksepticeye is playing Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator.
2. The game is fully released, no longer in early access or beta.
3. New maps include World of Imperium, Volcano, and Modern City.
4. New units added to the game are Skeleton Warrior, Giant Cyclops, German soldiers, and Runner Zombie.
5. The Giant Cyclops has a projectile attack.
6. The player can customize units with different weapons.
7. Battles take place on various maps with different themes and obstacles.
8. The player expresses excitement and enthusiasm for the game updates and battle outcomes.

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