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The text is a transcript of a video by a French YouTuber who reacts to two episodes of a TV show called "My Teenager is in Crisis". The show features parents who struggle with their rebellious or eccentric teenagers and try to find solutions with the help of coaches or experts. The first episode is about Jessie, a 14-year-old girl who is rude, defiant and disrespectful to her mother Karine. She also lies about having a boyfriend and gets a hickey on her neck. The second episode is about Vivien, an 18-year-old boy who is obsessed with cosplay and Japanese culture. He quits school and spends his parents' money on costumes and wigs. He also fails to find a job in the manga industry. The YouTuber makes jokes, comments and criticisms about the show, the teenagers and the parents. He also talks about his own experiences as a teenager and promotes his Instagram account. He ends the video by saying he hopes the viewers liked it and he will see them next Sunday.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker was away for three weeks and has returned.
2. They are watching two episodes of "So True Exceptional" with the theme "My Teenager is in Crisis."
3. The video content involves teenagers who are freaking out.
4. The speaker is preparing a video to answer viewers' questions.
5. The video is sponsored by Opera, which is highlighted as the first browser to use artificial intelligence tools.
6. Opera offers features like chat, genius wallpapers (animated and non-animated), and an adblocker with a free VPN.
7. Karine, 51 years old, lives in a village with her 14-year-old daughter Jessie, an apprentice hairdresser.
8. Jessie refuses to clean her room and shows resistance to her mother's authority.
9. The speaker went on a hop tour to Belgium.
10. Jessie is described as being in the middle of a crisis and never showing goodwill.
11. The speaker feels like deciphering a secret message when listening to Belgian friends.
12. Conflicts between Jessie and her mother have been ongoing for four years.
13. Vivien, 18 years old, lives with his parents Marie-Agnès and Didier and has decided to stop his studies to find a job.
14. Vivien is passionate about Japanese culture and cosplay.
15. Vivien's parents are concerned about his job search and financial independence.
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