A possible summary is:
The text is a transcript of a YouTube video by ThatWasEpic, a channel that does social experiments and pranks. The video has three segments: the first one is about buying food from students for 500 dollars, the second one is about picking up girls with UFC fighter Sean O'Malley, and the third one is about paying girls to call their dads and tell them they are pregnant. The video shows the reactions of the students, the girls and the dads, and some of them are funny, awkward or surprising. The video ends with the host saying it is his favorite video ever and asking for likes and comments.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A person offers $500 to buy food because they are late for class and cannot miss it.
2. The food transactions are completed without formalities, just handing over the money.
3. Different amounts of money are offered for different food items, ranging from $100 to $500.
4. One person is late for class and offers $500 for water because they cannot stop.
5. Another person is late for class and buys coffee for $500 due to being very tired.
6. A sandwich is bought for $500 by someone who is starving and cannot be late for class.
7. A salad is purchased for $500 by someone in a hurry and starving on their way to class.
8. An additional drink is bought for another $500.
9. The transactions are part of a video where students' food is bought for $500 as a social experiment.
10. The channel conducting the experiment is named "That Was Epic."
11. The person conducting the experiment gives back the food and money after revealing the social experiment.
12. Fist bumps are mentioned as not being manly.
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