A possible concise summary is:
The speaker ranks 116 cars from the Fast and Furious franchise based on his personal opinion and gives some facts and anecdotes about each one. He explains his criteria, rules and preferences for choosing the cars and invites the audience to share their own favorites in the comments. He also thanks the sponsor CuriosityStream and promotes other episodes of his show.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The ranking includes cars from the Fast and Furious franchise.
2. Only cars that characters with spoken lines interact with or drive are listed.
3. The list excludes background cars to save time.
4. Roman's purple eclipse from Too Fast Too Furious is ranked as the ugliest car.
5. Brian's Evo from Too Fast Too Furious is described as a baby poop green Lancer.
6. The Bentley Continental GT from Fate of the Furious is considered ugly.
7. The Lykan Hypersport from Furious 7 is criticized for not being a real car.
8. Vince's Maxima from The Fast and the Furious is mocked for making him seem insecure.
9. The Ice Charger from Fate of the Furious is deemed outlandish even by Fast and Furious standards.
10. Mia's black NSX from Fast and Furious is praised for her good taste in cars.
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