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The text is a transcript of an episode of 31 minutes, a Chilean puppet news show. The episode features segments such as:
- A report on the war between Sauceassia and Preservia, and the heroic act of Little Pete, a can soldier who sacrificed his sauce to save his comrades.
- A report on the children who shower with the fire hydrant to escape the heat, and the noise pollution that affects them and the bus drivers.
- A report on the green segment, where Juan Carlos Bodoque suffers from stress caused by noise and visits a doctor and a school to learn more about the problem.
- An interview with Incensey Magical, a clairvoyant who answers all the questions before they are asked.
- A musical ranking with songs by Lolo, the Guareness brothers, and John Jaws, who sings a sad song about losing his tooth.
- A report on the Suck-suck monster, a giant vacuum that swallows everything in its path, including Little town and the press room.
- A segment on Sockwithdiamondsman, a superhero who saves Raggy, a little rag cloth who was forced to work.
- A segment on The Puppets, a puppet show with bloopers.
- A final confrontation between Tulio Triviño, the news anchor, and the Suck-suck monster, who reveals to be a woman.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Tulio Triviño is the host of a news show called 31 minutes.
2. The conflict between Sauceassia and Preservia has lasted at least 40 years.
3. Little Pete was the last soldier of the last battalion of the last Sauceassian company.
4. Little Pete diverted enemy attention to save his mates and was injured in the process.
5. Despite losing a lot of sauce, Little Pete recovered and was awarded a medal by General Tinnon.
6. Little Pete returned home and is living happily with his can family.
7. Carla, a reporter, is on mandatory vacation time and starting a fried chicken business.
8. Children in a hot town use a fire hydrant to cool off due to lack of pool access.
9. A giant suck-suck monster invaded Little town, sparing only Juan Lucky's house.
10. Sockwithdiamondsman is a superhero who saved Raggy, a little rag cloth.
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