A possible concise summary is:
Joe Rogan tells a story about going to a strip club in a house in Dothan, Alabama with a UFC fighter and a radio DJ. He encounters a foul-mouthed, foul-smelling and aggressive stripper who chases them to the hotel. He reflects on her life and asks the audience to share their best stripper names.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A strip club is located in the woods, down a dirt road with no lights in Dothan, Alabama.
2. The event is called "This Is Not Happening presents: World of Blunder."
3. Comics tell stories about real events at the show.
4. Joe Rogan started doing stand-up comedy on the road in 1998.
5. Joe Rogan was influenced by Dice Clay to start doing stand-up comedy on the road.
6. Joe Rogan also worked for the Ultimate Fighting Championship in 1998.
7. A character named Bob is described as a giant wrestler weighing 250 lbs.
8. Bob is interested in finding women in Dothan, Alabama.
9. The local DJ uses a typical morning radio voice to communicate.
10. The group visits a house that serves as a Gentlemen's Club with a temporary sign.
11. The strip club at the house is not an established venue like Cheetah's.
12. The less attractive strippers are described as more aggressive.
13. The trained killer finds the only attractive girl within miles at the club.
14. The trained killer weighs the girl at 90 lbs and comments on her physique.
15. A confrontation occurs when trying to leave the Gentlemen's Club with two women.
16. One of the women, referred to as "shit breath," causes a scene at the hotel they return to.
17. The trained killer escapes with the 90 lbs girl by running into an elevator and closing it just in time.
18. "Shit breath" throws a tantrum outside the hotel after being denied access to the restroom.
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