A possible summary is:
Two hosts of Roadkill, a car show, buy a 1980 Chevy Monte Carlo Lowrider with hydraulics and try to drive it from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on dirt. They face many challenges and failures along the way, such as breaking the hydraulic lines, burning the motors, getting stuck in rocks, and destroying the tires. They also have fun hopping and three-wheeling the car, and meeting their fans at a party in Las Vegas. They explain that they do this for the sake of adventure and novelty.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. They drove across the desert to meet friends at EBC Breaks.
2. Finnegan planned the road trip without knowing the car, and the car was bought without him knowing.
3. The car is a 1980 Chevy Monte Carlo Lowrider with full hydraulics.
4. The car has a 3.8 liter V6 engine.
5. The car was brought to a buddy's garage for a reveal to Finnegan.
6. There was an assumption that a 4x4 vehicle was purchased.
7. They discussed doing LA to Vegas completely on dirt.
8. The car was bought as a gag with no intention of driving it.
9. The hydraulic line blew during the reveal.
10. They planned to drive to Vegas on dirt.
11. The car broke down multiple times during the trip.
12. They experienced issues with hydraulic lines, motor mounts, and tires.
13. They visited Hoppos in Ontario, California for hydraulic pump motors.
14. They attempted to hop the car using hydraulics.
15. The front hydraulic pump system was disabled due to damage.
16. They modified the car into "Monster Carlo" for off-road capability.
17. The trip from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on dirt took six hours for two miles, so they hit the highway instead.
18. A party with fans was set up at EBC Breaks in Las Vegas.
Please let me know if you need any more details or further assistance!