A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where a hairdresser reacts to various hair fails on TikTok. He comments on the mistakes, the outcomes, and the techniques of the people who cut, bleach, or style their own hair. He also promotes a blow dryer brand and his own hair care and color line. He uses humor, sarcasm, and empathy to entertain his audience.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A person reacts to hair fail videos on TikTok.
2. They mention watching these videos constantly and crying.
3. A Home Depot bag was bleached onto someone's head.
4. The speaker has experience with hair before attending hair school.
5. Plastic bags with print should not be used during bleaching.
6. The ink from the bag can transfer onto the head due to bleach.
7. The speaker believes the ink stain on the head will wash off.
8. They suggest not using a tiny hairbrush as it can get stuck in hair.
9. If a hairbrush gets stuck, they recommend using a tail comb to remove it.
10. The speaker was supposed to attend a Pitbull concert.
11. A person attempted to cut their own hair and it went wrong.
12. The speaker feels the girl in a video should have shaved her head instead of cutting it unevenly.
13. They mention an unsuccessful attempt at a bouncy blow dry.
14. The speaker is an ambassador for a blow dryer brand called Lichen.
15. Lichen blow dryers have a hot and cold cycle mode to prevent heat damage.
16. A comparison test showed Lichen blow dryers cause less frizz than traditional ones.
17. The speaker recommends investing in high-quality hair tools for long-term use.
18. They offer a discount code for Lichen blow dryers.
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