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The text is a humorous and sarcastic critique of the koala, an Australian marsupial that eats eucalyptus leaves and sleeps most of the time. The author mocks the koala's small and smooth brain, its inefficient and slow digestion, its vulnerability to diseases and predators, its lack of vision and intelligence, its strange reproductive organs and habits, and its unpleasant appearance and behavior. The author also mentions some historical and current threats to the koala's survival, such as hunting, habitat loss, road accidents, and infections. The author concludes by recommending to adopt a koala online to help the Australian Koala Foundation, but also to keep them away from him. The text is full of jokes, exaggerations, insults, and references to pop culture.
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