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The text is a transcript of a video where two people are making hot dogs with cheese and various sauces in a microwave. They talk about their experiences with microwaves, their plans for the future, and their opinions on the food. They also joke about having diarrhea and heart attacks from eating the hot dogs. The video is chaotic, funny, and practical.
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1. The text is a transcript of a video where someone is making hot dogs in a microwave with various ingredients.
2. The person making the hot dogs is Matthias, and he has two guests, Felix and Thomas.
3. Matthias claims that his hot dogs are a specialty of his that he has refined for years, and that they are vegetarian because he only uses cheese and no sausage.
4. Matthias also uses processed cheese, remoulade, gherkins, ketchup, wasabi, and paprika as toppings for his hot dogs.
5. Matthias and his guests joke about the quality of the microwave, the risk of a heart attack, and the possibility of diarrhea from eating the hot dogs.
6. Matthias says that he is still staying in his apartment despite being evicted, and that he has a lot of rubbish in his basement.
7. Matthias says that he is dressed for Christmas with a red traffic light jacket, and that he is the new Santa Claus.
8. Matthias says that he has done this hot dog experiment before on vacation with colleagues from the club.
9. Felix says that he has had a car accident before, and that he likes John's videos.
10. Thomas says that he is going to start a small business again until the news.