A possible concise summary is:
The user reacts to various absurd ASMR videos that they found online or were suggested by their viewers. They comment on the creativity, humor, quality, and weirdness of the videos, and express their emotions and opinions. They also praise some of the ASMR creators for their skills and production value. They end the video by saying they are slightly traumatized and need some time to recover.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker reacts to some absurd ASMR videos.
2. The speaker watches videos such as "Korean nuclear fusion reactor achieves 100 million°C for 30 seconds", "Shrek does ASMR 2 boyfriend roleplay", "You are Shaggy at point zero zero one percent of his powers ASMR", and "Dr Phil breaks up with you in the woods and it escalates ASMR".
3. The speaker expresses their opinions, emotions, and humor while watching the videos, such as being uncomfy, scared, impressed, entertained, or grossed out.
4. The speaker praises some ASMR creators for their creativity, production quality, or voice, such as Angelica, Cardi B, and Jacksepticeye.
5. The speaker sometimes stops watching a video or skips to another one if they find it too disturbing, loud, or boring.
6. The speaker says they are slightly more traumatized than before and need some time to recover after watching the videos.