A possible concise summary is:
Jake tries to survive 50 hours in a prison that his friend Logan built for him. He has to deal with strange cellmates, a scary inmate named Bosco, and various challenges such as making breakfast, showering, and calling visitors. He also trades with Bosco for food and a tattoo. He eventually escapes with his cellmates and Bosco, and they head to Dairy Queen.
Here are some possible key facts extracted from the text:
1. Jake is trying to survive 50 hours in a prison built by Logan and Phil.
2. Jake has three cellmates: Jordan, Tuna and Bosco, who are all strange and scary.
3. Jake has to do various prison activities such as making breakfast, showering, calling visitors and getting a tattoo.
4. Jake manages to trade a phone charger/clock for some food with Bosco.
5. Jake plans to escape the prison with his cellmates and go to Dairy Queen.