The text is a detailed play-by-play commentary of a football match between two teams, the YouTube All-Stars and the Sidemen. The match includes goals, near misses, defensive plays, and some moments of individual brilliance. The Sidemen win with a final score of 8-4. The commentary includes observations on player performance, notable plays, and occasional humor from the commentator.
1. **Score and Time:** The game starts at 00:00:02.22.
2. **Early Play:** Toby quickly gets on the ball at 00:00:04.22.
3. **Tio Baker's Move:** Tio Baker performs an early step-over at 00:00:14.82.
4. **First Shot and Goal:** A shot is taken at 00:00:38.40, resulting in a goal at 00:00:44.52.
5. **Offside Situation:** There is an offside situation at 00:00:51.96, but the goal stands.
6. **Perry's Play:** Perry makes a powerful play at 00:01:03.44.
7. **JJ's First Appearance:** JJ makes his first appearance at 00:01:17.33.
8. **JJ's Goal:** JJ scores a goal at 00:02:10.26.
9. **Nico's Play:** Nico showcases skills at 00:02:28.86.
10. **Equalizer:** The YouTube All-Stars equalize at 00:02:48.96.
11. **JJ's Loss of Clean Sheet:** JJ loses his clean sheet at 00:02:51.60.
12. **Second Sidemen Goal:** Sidemen score again at 00:03:07.50.
13. **VAR Check:** VAR check for potential offside at 00:03:31.44.
14. **Speed's Missed Penalty:** Speed misses a penalty at 00:07:31.59.
15. **Manny's Goal:** Manny scores at 00:05:19.56.
16. **Chunks' Goal:** Chunks scores at 00:06:05.58.
17. **KSI's Remarkable Save:** KSI makes a remarkable save at 00:06:27.96.
18. **Chris MD's Goal:** Chris MD scores at 00:06:45.96.
19. **Nico's Goal:** Nico scores at 00:10:55.92.
20. **Danny Aarons' Redemption:** Danny Aarons redeems himself with a goal at 00:11:24.42.
21. **Harry's Goal:** Harry scores a fantastic goal at 00:12:34.80.
22. **Final Score:** The game ends with a score of 7-4 at 00:14:09.18.