The summary is:
The speaker is a video game commentator who plays a game called Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, which simulates battles between different types of units. He tries out the new open alpha version of the game, which has improved graphics, performance and features. He experiments with various units, such as ninjas, cannons, chariots and dark peasants, and reacts to their abilities and outcomes. He praises the developers for their work and encourages his viewers to like and subscribe.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by Jacksepticeye, a popular YouTube gamer.
2. The video is about playing Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, a physics-based strategy game with various units and levels.
3. The video was recorded after an update that added new units, levels, effects and performance improvements to the game.
4. The text shows Jacksepticeye's reactions, commentary and humor as he plays the game and tries out different units and strategies.
5. The text also mentions some references to other media, such as Lord of the Rings, Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood and Two Brothers.