A possible summary is:
Two Minecraft players, a noob and a professional, challenge each other to build and complete parkour courses in different time limits. They use various blocks, mechanisms, traps and decorations to make their courses more difficult and interesting. They also comment on their own and each other's creations, and tease each other with jokes and insults. The video ends with them asking the viewers to vote for the best parkour builder.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where two people are playing Minecraft and building parkour for each other.
2. The video has four segments where they build parkour in 10 seconds, 1 minute, 5 minutes and then try to pass each other's parkour.
3. The person who speaks first is a noob and the person who speaks second is a professional in Minecraft.
4. The professional uses some trolling traps and mechanisms to make his parkour harder for the noob.
5. The noob claims that he passed the professional's parkour in three attempts, while the professional passed the noob's parkour in one attempt.