A possible concise summary is:
The video is about a person who tries to follow a professional mermaid's makeup routine. They use blue and coral colors on their eyes and lips, and apply thick eyeliner and false lashes. They also talk about their love for sea cows and cheesecake. At the end, they test how waterproof their makeup is by dipping their face in a bowl of water. They realize that their mascara is not waterproof and their lashes are ruined. They end the video by asking for likes and subscriptions.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker tries to follow a professional mermaid's makeup routine.
2. The speaker uses a turquoise eyeshadow, a thick winged eyeliner, a bright red lipstick and false lashes to create the look.
3. The speaker tests the makeup by dipping her face in a bowl of water and finds out that her mascara is not waterproof and her lashes get ruined.
4. The speaker likes coral tones for blush, dislikes applying mascara on her lower lashes, and wishes her eyebrows were thicker.
5. The speaker shares some fun facts about mermaids and sea cows, which are her spirit animal.