This is a possible summary:
The text is a transcript of a video game commentary by a Japanese player who is playing Splatoon, a multiplayer shooter game. The player is trying to reach the highest rank (S+) in the game mode called Plazone, where teams compete to control a moving tower. The player narrates his actions, reactions, strategies, and emotions as he plays several matches with different allies and opponents. He also talks about other games, such as Pokemon and Overwatch, and makes jokes and insults. He expresses his frustration, excitement, satisfaction, and disappointment as he wins and loses. He also uses some sound effects, music, and laughter to enhance his commentary. The text ends with him achieving his goal of reaching S+.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text appears to be a transcript of a live stream or video recording of someone playing a video game.
2. The game being played is Splatoon.
3. The player is trying to achieve a high rank in the game.
4. The player mentions that they have finally graduated from "Wake Up" after 10 hours of playing.
5. The player is trying to get to S+ rank in the game.
6. The player mentions that they have 13 kills and need to get 28 cards to turn around and win.
7. The player is playing against other players online.
8. The player mentions that they are using a "Rush Blaster" in the game.
9. The player is trying to defeat a robot in the game.
10. The player is using a strategy called "Pom Pom Pom" in the game.
11. The player is trying to get to the top rank in the game and is willing to do whatever it takes to achieve it.
12. The player mentions that they are not going to lose anymore and is determined to win.
13. The player is using a technique called "S+ Endurance" in the game.
14. The player mentions that they are going to play Splatoon so much that they won't be able to make a sound anymore.
15. The player is trying to make it to the top 3 in the game.
16. The player mentions that they are going to use a shape to defeat their opponents.
17. The player is trying to avoid getting killed by their opponents.
18. The player is using a strategy called "Guard" in the game.
19. The player mentions that they are going to use a bomb to defeat their opponents.
20. The player is trying to get back to the game after being killed.
Note that some of the facts may be repetitive or similar, but I have tried to extract as many unique facts as possible from the text.