This is a possible summary:
The speaker, Robby, tries out different egg cooking hacks from a video and compares the results. He makes egg noodles, lemon hard-boiled eggs, rice and bacon balls, frozen eggs, strainer scrambled eggs, and ladle omelets. He also promotes his stickers and merch. He finds most of the hacks either disgusting, difficult, or pointless. He ends the video by asking for likes, subscribes, and comments.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker tries out different egg cooking hacks.
2. The speaker tries to make egg noodles, lemon hard-boiled eggs, rice balls wrapped in bacon and eggs, frozen eggs, strainer scrambled eggs, and ladle fried eggs.
3. The speaker fails at most of the hacks and finds them either disgusting or not worth the effort.
4. The speaker has a girlfriend named Torey and two roommates named Sebastian and Brian.
5. The speaker also promotes his merchandise of stickers and shirts in the video.