A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where a person talks about their experiences of traveling on a longboard tour with two other people, Simon and Felix. They mention various incidents that happened along the way, such as arguments, police encounters, illnesses, caravans, hotels, and hair and beard growth. They also express their opinions and feelings about the tour, such as excitement, frustration, stress, and happiness. They end the video by saying that they decided to emigrate and live a peaceful life. The video also contains music and laughter.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker mentions being on a long drive.
2. They talk about having a dispute in a caravan.
3. The speaker mentions being stopped by the police.
4. They mention having a midlife crisis.
5. The speaker talks about being sick and having a doctor's appointment.
6. They mention taking antibiotics.
7. The speaker mentions wanting a peaceful life.
8. They talk about learning from their experiences and how business doesn't work for them.
9. The speaker mentions being on a tour, possibly in Greece and Indonesia.
10. They mention having a YouTube channel and earning money from it.
11. The speaker talks about meeting spectators and taking photos.
12. They mention staying in hotels and meeting new people.
13. The speaker mentions having a disagreement with someone, possibly Simon.
14. They talk about trying to mediate a situation and having a middle ear infection.
15. The speaker mentions changing ball bearings.
16. They mention being in a small town and having a phone number.
17. The speaker talks about being on a train and streaming live.
18. They mention being in Portugal and having a cool tutorial.
19. The speaker mentions having a longboard tour to Madeira.
20. They talk about meeting new people and having a great time.
Note: Some of the extracted facts may be unclear or difficult to understand due to the nature of the text, which appears to be a transcript of a conversation or a video.